After the Revolution by Robert Evans
Author:Robert Evans
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: AK Press
Published: 2022-02-15T00:00:00+00:00
The immigration center was chaotic, crowded, and heavy with the smell of scared humans. It was also a happier place than Roland would have expected. Martyrs in fresh olive drab uniforms with bright golden crosses emblazoned on the arms handed out food, water, and even cups of instant coffee to the adults. They posed for pictures with children. The whole place almost had the air of a party about it. There was someone filming too. Roland guessed he must be a propagandist for the Kingdom, putting together some sort of documentary.
They stood in line for two full hours before it was their turn in front of the intake officer. He was an older man, with a big bushy mustache, red jowls, and a droopy rooster-wattle of a throat. He had a whiny voice that barraged them with questions as soon as they sat down at his desk.
âHow many Apostles did Christ have?â
âWhat was the name of the hill where our Lord was crucified?â
âWhat is the fifth commandment?â
Manny answered every question while Roland sat there and smiled vacantly like an invalid. Theyâd decided in the car that âplaying dumbâ was his best option. Heâd probably wind up starting a fight if he talked to the man and, besides, Roland didnât know shit about the Bible. He didnât even have any memory fragments of church services.
âAnd why is it that youâre answering all the questions, young man?â the officer finally asked. âWhat about your friend hereâ¦Aaron, is it?â
âUh, yeah,â Roland replied, âI just, um. I donât test so good. Mom said I ainât a thinker.â
âBut you are a Christian, yes?â
âOh yeah, sir,â he nodded enthusiastically. âI love God. Iâm all about God!â
The intake officer narrowed his eyes at Roland. Manny flashed him a look of fury and then quickly turned it into a smile directed at the officer.
âHeâs, uh. Heâs slow, sir. His momma took care of him but she died in a drone strike two months back. From the SDF. Iâm just trying to make sure heâs OK.â
âMmmh,â the man grunted, then looked to Roland. âI imagine that must make you angry, losing your mother.â
Roland nodded and put on his best facsimile of an angry face. âTheyâre bad men. I want to hurt them back.â
The intake officer chuckled. âWell, Iâve got good news for you then. The Heavenly Kingdom needs soldiers. Iâm sending you both to a training platoon. In a few days youâll be Martyrs, and youâll have a chance to get your revenge.â
âWait,â Manny asked. âWeâreâ¦weâre being drafted?â
The officer narrowed his piggy eyes. âThe Heavenly Kingdom is fighting for its life, boys. Every person we let in has a job. There are no shirkers here, no layabouts. If you arenât willing to help build the Kingdom of God on Earth, we have no use for you. And Iâve decided you boys will best serve God in our infantry.â
And just like that, Roland found himself inducted into a military for what was (at least) the second time in his life.
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